Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Squash Asparagus

What’s the definition of a “good time”? This could be a deep and meaningful, philosophical question - it could be rhetorical. Or, it could be straightforward.

This question that has plagued us (well, maybe not so much…hands up whoever’s had loooong sleepless nights of pondering “The True Meaning of Fun”?) *cough* finally has an answer!

…and truly, who though it would involve red frogs with protruding hearts/legs, ritual group animal-print balloon sacrifice, kiwi stamped napkins (serviettes?), flower shaped butter, “being attacked by sharks,” eating cake with improvised tongs, the pitter patter of painful feet, flaunting it “what your mamma gave you”, doing U-turns on dark roads while “bussing it”, flower-fueled head-banging, staring down the barrel of a camera, discovering the monarch of all things pancake, the lies, deception and subterfuge of the Non-Wedge, and an accidental subscription to a year’s worth of rain?

The 2006 Black Watch Formal is GO!

I was surprised to discover this actually, as a person who ardently despises being in photos, can’t dance, and who could actually win an Oscar for comedy merely by tottering around in high heels, my expectations were not Apollo high...(The Einstein Factor teaches me new things)

That’ll teach me for having a negative attitude…It all comes down to relaxation in the end (but not tranquility…more on that another day) Careful though…if you’re too off guard, you’ll find yourself revealing the finer facts of your past… Take this from having learnt the hard way: you might think that everyone stockpiled butter packets in case of earthquakes when they were young…but you’d be wrong :P All in all, what I'm trying to say is: WOOT!

So unable to think of a way to adequately finish this off, lets get into some serious mathematics:

Calmness = Good Photos (bar some, where the dubious face may need to be implemented - _ -
Cake + Fork + Spoon = Much Confusion
Table + Lollies = Endless Fun
Table – Lollies = Ended Fun
Hair + Hedge/Wall/Hanging Light = Zany Highjinks and Tangles :)
Asparagus = Leftovers
5 x 3 = 15

Hope everyone had an AWESOME Saturday!!!

7 comments:

CJ said...

hahahah that was hilarious dude! hahah but yes i have had those sleepness nights thinking about the meaning of fun but then im a dag so u know :P hahah spose to be working ill comment properly later!
have a good one!

sez said...

hahahahhaa, nice work elizabeth, that's some mathematics that i can understand!! yay!! and yes i had a fabbo time, hope you did too!!

CJ said...

hahah yay finally understandable maths hahahah what a pleasurable joy! (not including the 5x3) so hows school going after the stress of the formal?
heheh dont know if i can talk tonight have to see what the teachers say about me first so ill call you!
later dude

CJ said...

hahah well done chris

Elizabeth said...

CJ: Thanks! Hmm...did you ever come up with any solutions? It certainly beats staying up to think about maths... :P

Sez: I had more equations, but they seemed a bit negative so I didn't put them in because it was so AWESOME!!!

Chris: Yeah I can see how it seemed a bit "what the?" if you didn't know where it was heading...but shmeh...on another note: X-MEN!!!

Mystycal Tycoon said...

and on another note, no gambit!?!?!?!?

CJ said...

watching Nerds Football Club! hahah it rocks! hahah u should all watch it SBS 7:30 Friday